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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Morning CMOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostMorning everyone
Morning doggie

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platonic 
Morning Churchy
Morning Zeity
Morning DS
Morning Bird
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Morning Lurkers
Morning everyone
Hey Menelaus - How did the gig go???

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Hey Drew

Good weekend everyone?Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Morning Drew / CM / GAL / ChurchillOriginally posted by Drewster View PostMorning CM
platonic
platonic
platonic 
Morning Churchy
Morning Zeity
Morning DS
Morning Bird
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Morning Lurkers
Morning everyone
Hey Menelaus - How did the gig go???


If I wear to tell you that I was a bit dramatic, would that help? I left the stage after three hours with tears streaming down my face.
Another ambition, ticked off the list.
Now, where did I put Scarlett Johannsens number?Comment
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a) Presumably from the glasses and stuff bouncing off your head?!?!Originally posted by Menelaus View PostMorning Drew / CM / GAL / Churchill
If I wear to tell you that I was a bit dramatic, would that help? I left the stage after three hours with tears streaming down my face.
Another ambition, ticked off the list.
Now, where did I put Scarlett Johannsens number?
Seriously though.... 3hrs
they obviously didn't hate you!
Well done dude!
b) Do you want her to blow your Horn?? Steady on!!Comment
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Diddley dum.
Playing with VB again.
This time it's VB6.
See.
I'm gradually getting up to date...
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostDiddley dum.
Playing with VB again.
This time it's VB6.
See.
I'm gradually getting up to date...
That's a bit modern for you isn't it?
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Originally posted by DS23 View Post

Originally posted by Menelaus View PostMorning all


Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
Morning all


WHS - bloody hernia kept me awake last nightOriginally posted by zeitghost View Post




Originally posted by Churchill View PostGood morning all!

Originally posted by cailin maith View PostMorning everyone

Originally posted by cailin maith View PostMorning doggie

Originally posted by Drewster View PostMorning everyone
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The three hours was fabulous. I've never blown for that long before (I did manage to get a break to wet my lips and mouth in between) in a single gig and towards the end it became a jamming session.Originally posted by Drewster View Posta) Presumably from the glasses and stuff bouncing off your head?!?!
Seriously though.... 3hrs
they obviously didn't hate you!
Well done dude!
b) Do you want her to blow your Horn?? Steady on!!
Notice obvious double-entendre above, naturally.
As for Miss J ... ooh, Matron!Comment
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