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[Lesley Phillips voice]Originally posted by zeitghost View PostIf she doesn't hurry up, I'll need the little blue pills...
Ziety: Well Helloooooo Miss L.....
[/Lesley Phillips voice]
[Miss Brahms voice]
Miss L: Oooooooooo MISTER Z!!!
[/Miss Brahms voice]
[Lesley Phillips voice]
Ziety: Do you like Smarties??
Well get your lips round this.........
and in 10 minutes or so........
I might get a bit of a twitch.....
Maybe.....
Oh Tulip.....
Do you wanna go to see Star Trek instead.......
[/Lesley Phillips voice]
That went downhill pretty quickly....... and it didn't start that "high".......
My only excuse is that its Friday afternoon...... Sorry!Comment
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I have no idea what you meanOriginally posted by zeitghost View PostIf she doesn't hurry up, I'll need the little blue pills...
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Thats senility......... the Blue Pills are no good for that.... errr apparentlyOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostI have no idea what you mean

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Oooooops!Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostThe mention of blue pills has killed off tpd.....Comment
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