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You or the offspring?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostHe was hungry! On a growth spurt. Just drunk a beaker of milk and ate a slice of cake.
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Originally posted by Bunk View PostIt's ok, I was curious too. Why don't you go for a drink afterwards
Originally posted by zeitghost View PostShe doesn't drink... ho hum...Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker...Originally posted by Bunk View PostOh
That makes things much more difficult

I could always slip her one of my "special" hayfever tablets...
The last one she took seemed to send to sleep quite nicely...
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Once The Mentalist was finished I flicked over to Channel 4. I managed to watch about 10 seconds of Big Brother before the urge to
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostCandy is dandy, but liquor is quicker...
I could always slip her one of my "special" hayfever tablets...
The last one she took seemed to send to sleep quite nicely...
Naughty Lizard...
Rohypnol
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I still haven't forgiven BB for making me miss half an episode of NYPD Blue, back in 1999.Originally posted by Bunk View PostOnce The Mentalist was finished I flicked over to Channel 4. I managed to watch about 10 seconds of Big Brother before the urge to
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