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    i placed my marginally damaged hy wing-mirror by a rusting bedford doormobile and walked carefully between some stacked vauxhall doors and a mess of volvo amazon bumpers towards the pulpit.

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      Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
      Sorry about the wave - - better?


      Ooh, I must have my grumpy head on today!
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        i quickened my step at the sight of an oozing of red liquid

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          Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post


          Ooh, I must have my grumpy head on today!
          Never mind

          Feel better?
          Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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            but fear not by gentle tpd's - it was only brake fluid.

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              the wizened old hag had knocked over a barrel of the stuff and punctured an old inner tube.

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                she cackled at me with her foul breath and then began reciting something

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                  sounded like this:

                  boru, boru, i hasten to you
                  my word is my bond
                  i hasten to you

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                    she incanted it about three times and hawked and spat on my foot!

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                      nice. do you need any help? i said.

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