test please delete

[BrowneIssue]

Trim the bacon before cooking and grill it instead of frying.
Poach the eggs.
Use a good quality sausage - it's the only bit that you can't cut that fat from so you might as well make the most of it.
Tomatoes, beans, mushrooms all low fat anyway.

WHS

[BrowneIssue]

Lock them in their bedrooms and turn the stereo on really loud...

An ICL Account Manager I knew some years ago did just that.

He was in his 50s, his wife in her 20s. (Yes, he did have loads of money now you ask.)

When they had a baby (her first, his 5th or 6th or something) we try to tease him about not sleeping.

"I sleep fine. I can't hear it in the bathroom in the West Wing. The wife doesn't like it, of course, but the child has to learn. The more it seeks attention, the more it will be ignored."

No, he wasn't kidding. Every time the baby cried in the night, it went into a carry-thingie and got plonked in a distant bathroom.

He reckoned this child was better than the others; it only took it four weeks to learn never to cry at night; some of his other kids had taken up to six weeks.

[cailin maith]

An ICL Account Manager I knew some years ago did just that.

He was in his 50s, his wife in her 20s. (Yes, he did have loads of money now you ask.)

When they had a baby (her first, his 5th or 6th or something) we try to tease him about not sleeping.

"I sleep fine. I can't hear it in the bathroom in the West Wing. The wife doesn't like it, of course, but the child has to learn. The more it seeks attention, the more it will be ignored."

No, he wasn't kidding. Every time the baby cried in the night, it went into a carry-thingie and got plonked in a distant bathroom.

He reckoned this child was better than the others; it only took it four weeks to learn never to cry at night; some of his other kids had taken up to six weeks.

[BrowneIssue]

Bacon, sausage and eggs served on Kylie Minogues naked buttocks as she lies draped over the bed.

what about fried bread then smart arse

I think voodooflux has thought of that: use the cleft as the fried bread holder, or even as a toast rack.

[zeitghost]

Every time the baby cried in the night, it went into a carry-thingie and got plonked in a distant bathroom.

He reckoned this child was better than the others; it only took it four weeks to learn never to cry at night; some of his other kids had taken up to six weeks.

No wonder the Africans think we're (or rather you pink lot are) weird...

[zeitghost]

The Lustee was up here earlier...

[zeitghost]

She suggested that I might like to go to see ST with her...

[BrowneIssue]

I haven't posted about last night yet : there was plenty of tedium there.......

Well, there's something for us to look forward to then!

[zeitghost]

But I declined since I don't want to appear too easy...

[zeitghost]

Plus it wasn't just me and her... there were Others going too...