test please delete

[Churchill]

Well that's a disappointment. I just picked up a sandwich from the ClientCo shop that had the words "Honey", "Mustard" and "Salad" on the label. I thought the presence of ham within said sandwich would be a given, but it turns out they replaced the ham with "Pumpkin Seeds"

...and courgette

"Misrepresentation of goods act" springs to mind!

[BrowneIssue]

The other night some bloke came round to the door.

"Hello, I'm Fred, one of your neighbours from up the road."

" Hello."

He held out his hand, I shook it, he wouldn't let go.

"I'm your local council representative from the Pocket Lining Party. We're the only ones that care around here, some random bollocks, bulltulip is good for rhubarb, so I trust I can be assured of your vote, can't I, since I am your neighbour?"

" Absolutely. now piss off"

I got my hand back and he walked briskly off without saying "goodbye", "thank you" or even "sucker".


He had a funny wiggle in his walk. <shudder> I think that's why I forgot which party he referred to.


I washed my hands with soap and water. You never know, do you?

[voodooflux]

"Misrepresentation of goods act" springs to mind!

Damn right - there was no mention of "courgette" on the label! I could be "courgette intolerant" for all they know. In fact I think I might be, I feel a bit now.

[cailin maith]

Damn right - there was no mention of "courgette" on the label! I could be "courgette intolerant" for all they know. In fact I think I might be, I feel a bit now.

Yummmmm I made some courgette soup at the weekend. Mrs BP's recipe! Scrum Delish!!

[BrowneIssue]

2nd lot of post!

A 2nd lot of post!

This time from the actual postman.

So the package of four items from the LibDems (there was a party flyer too) was intended to appear to be one's post delivery.

Disingenuous tossers.

[zeitghost]

We must be getting close to another century by now?

diddley dum.

El VooDooFlux

got
a
00*
169,800

!!!
!!!

Merely for completeness or something

*subject to revision in the event of newbie posts...

Trees are still happy...

[BrowneIssue]

2nd lot of post!

New service from the Royal Mail.

Well, not new, since I've seen it before.

We've got cards, haven't we, cos it's our anniversary. Plus a birthday card from my Dad (wally!)

They have all been opened already.

Thieving bastards.



They are working hard to lose what little sympathy they deserve.

[BrilloPad]

We must be getting close to another century by now?

#169800
voodooflux
Super poster

century

[voodooflux]

Yummmmm I made some courgette soup at the weekend. Mrs BP's recipe! Scrum Delish!!

(And that's no disrespect to Mrs BP's recipe, just that I don't like courgette).

Lady VF made some nettle soup the other day. She got quite stung in the process.

Serves her right I say.

[BrilloPad]

A 2nd lot of post!

This time from the actual postman.

So the package of four items from the LibDems (there was a party flyer too) was intended to appear to be one's post delivery.

Disingenuous tossers.

You should start a thread in general............