Has eveyone dried out now?
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Take off your sock and piss in your shoe... thats what Mammy always says.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostIt's ClientCo Curry Thursday, but I have sandwiches. What to do?
However regarding the curry issue... I would suggest you save the sandwiches for afternoon tea and get some curry down you
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I bet you don't treat your shoes like that when you want a wee!Originally posted by cailin maith View PostTake off your sock and piss in your shoe... thats what Mammy always says.
Excellent ideaOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostHowever regarding the curry issue... I would suggest you save the sandwiches for afternoon tea and get some curry down you

(That's what I had in mind all along, but now you've suggested it I can tell Lady VF it was all your idea
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Yup.... dry as a bone...Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostHas eveyone dried out now?
Dem bones dem bones dem dry bones...Comment
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You are right.... I'd never wee in my own shoesOriginally posted by voodooflux View PostI bet you don't treat your shoes like that when you want a wee!
Excellent idea
(That's what I had in mind all along, but now you've suggested it I can tell Lady VF it was all your idea
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Yep, I'll take the curry blame.
Yum curry.... I might see if I can convince the dog to have curry tonight, I was going to cook but.... thinking about curry now makes me want one. I could incorporate it with my evening exercise... a walk to Rusholme!Bazza gets caught
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Originally posted by Bunk View Post
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