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Thats only for saturdays!! Although as soon as the little boy comes in, I will be sending him for toast... I'm hungry!Bazza gets caught
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You really shouldn't make promises you can't keep!!!Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post








And I promise to get Drew later
and its Master Drewster to you......
Wet Botty.... Firm Hand.... Pink Glowing Wet Botty....
Slightly Tearful Sobbing ZaraB... I'm very very sorry Master Drewster.....
Please don't make me..... Ooooooo Master Drewster!!!
Mmmmmm not a bad start to the morning!
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At home today - the kids have passed on their lurgy to me. I'll be taking my lost earnings out of their pocket money
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It is, I may go back to bed in a bitOriginally posted by BrowneIssue View PostIt's too early.
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostOh, **** off.
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13 March: A new factory has just opened.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostPopulation
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Transport 97 %
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Oh dear...Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
At home today - the kids have passed on their lurgy to me. I'll be taking my lost earnings out of their pocket money

Hope you feel ok soon!Bazza gets caught
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Ta muchly.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostOh dear...
Hope you feel ok soon!
There's very little food in the house at the moment, so I may have to send Lady VF out to do the shopping.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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