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[BrowneIssue]

And that, sir, was your 9000th TPD post

Thank you very much! I had no idea I was so close.

And a post about food, too. Anyone might think it was a preferred subject... fancy a banananana?

Eventually, I'll have to update this .sig of mine, I suppose.

[BrowneIssue]

Hmmm, I wonder if the MOD might be interested in these ClientCo sausage rolls?

They already have them.

A certain MoD establishment in [XXX censored XXX] still has a trolley on which are bacon and sausage rolls are delivered to your bunker. The sausage rolls are of the exact same quality and type as you are enjoying. They provide them tepid with a couple of white plasticised paper napkins - the plastic bit goes soft.

When you bite into them the pastry goes EVERYWHERE. All my silk ties have grease spots on from those sausage rolls.

They also did a finger roll with two bits of bacon, some cheddar then nuked it, then let it go cold. Eating one of those is a project in itself. Because they didn't trim the bacon, it would keep you amused for hours.

[voodooflux]

And a post about food, too. Anyone might think it was a preferred subject...

There is definitely added kudos for the food content of that landmark post.

fancy a banananana?

I'd prefer a sausage roll if there's one going. Can we get a sausage roll smiley do you think? Although it might just end up being a completely transparent GIF

[BrowneIssue]

Ooh, I just fancy a fried bacon butty. And in the fridge there is:

- eggs
- loads of mushrooms
- bacon

There's also some stale homemade bread ... I could fry some of that.

[BrowneIssue]

Can we get a sausage roll smiley do you think?

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[voodooflux]

They also did a finger roll with two bits of bacon, some cheddar then nuked it, then let it go cold. Eating one of those is a project in itself. Because they didn't trim the bacon, it would keep you amused for hours.

Oooo, I wouldn't mind tackling one of those. They do a warm bacon, sausage, egg, cheese panini here where the cheese has a similar adhesive performance to "no-nail". In fact it might just be "no-nail" that they put on there.

[BrowneIssue]

Or I could have a egg and bacon and mushroom butty.

[voodooflux]

Lard.

[BrowneIssue]

Angry tomato: --->

[voodooflux]

Ooh, I just fancy a fried bacon butty. And in the fridge there is:

- eggs
- loads of mushrooms
- bacon

There's also some stale homemade bread ... I could fry some of that.

I just drooled a little bit.