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Did you have a hearty breakfast before you set out this morning?Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostI'm starving. Panfried catfish downstairs today, I think.
Someone with a base level sense of humour could suggest that "Panfried catfish downstairs" sounds like a euphemism for a "ladies complaint". But not me, so sir.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Bowl of cornflakes and a coisant at the airport this morning.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostDid you have a hearty breakfast before you set out this morning?
ISTR DS23 talking about how SYMBO wasn't keen on him "dining at the fish bar"....Originally posted by voodooflux View PostSomeone with a base level sense of humour could suggest that "Panfried catfish downstairs" sounds like a euphemism for a "ladies complaint". But not me, so sir.Comment
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Cornflakes here too. I'm trying to resist the tempation to go to the canteen and pick up an emergency sausage roll.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostBowl of cornflakes and a coisant at the airport this morning.
If that doesn't get us the paddle from CM I don't know what will. Oh hold on, of course I do: knicker elastic. That should do itOriginally posted by TheFaQQer View PostISTR DS23 talking about how SYMBO wasn't keen on him "dining at the fish bar"....
Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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CM isn't keen on it, either.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostIf that doesn't get us the paddle from CM I don't know what will. Oh hold on, of course I do: knicker elastic. That should do it
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I got a facebook message from Diver the other day : he is well but INCREDIBLY busy. Says he wioll try to stop by soon......Comment
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That will make going for a wee easier.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostCM isn't keen on it, either.
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostBowl of cornflakes and a coisant at the airport this morning.
ISTR DS23 talking about how SYMBO wasn't keen on him "dining at the fish bar"....Originally posted by voodooflux View PostCornflakes here too. I'm trying to resist the tempation to go to the canteen and pick up an emergency sausage roll.
If that doesn't get us the paddle from CM I don't know what will. Oh hold on, of course I do: knicker elastic. That should do it
Odd things, wimmin, some of them just can't get enough...Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostCM isn't keen on it, either.
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What an earth are you on about? I know Mrs BP is totally illogical : but surely she is the exception?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostOdd things, wimmin
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