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Woman unit. Not my fault.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI'm fine mate, but you've obviously woken up with your arse in your hand - who else have you f**ked off (although I can probably guess the answer to that question!)
You'd better cheer up if you want help with your C# today
I won't be needing help today. Code is at home on Mac. Haven't been home to get it; but I shall endeavour to cheer up in any case.
On the plus side, I was in at 0645, so I am leaving at 1515. I might make it 1530 to avoid it looking sus.Comment
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Shouldn't you be off counting beans though? Surely you won't have time?Originally posted by cailin maith View PostMillenium..
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Morning CMOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostMillenium..

Can you dish out some paddle to HC to cheer him up please?
And while you have the paddle out...Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Woman problem eh? In that case of course it is your fault!Originally posted by HeliCraig View PostWoman unit. Not my fault.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Since having children I keep telling myself that! I suppose at least they have fun.......Originally posted by HeliCraig View PostFun is over-rated.Comment
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Yes, sorry, my mistake. I shall ring her now and apologise. I think not.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostWoman problem eh? In that case of course it's your fault!Comment
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