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    #139291
    Originally posted by ControlG View Post
    The more I try to discourage it, the stronger it becomes! 2 years now!!

    If it ever gets as far as marriage I have my plan already in place. I'll tell him the church is in a different time zone so don't forget to arrive 2 hours later
    Wrong approach.

    Use reverse psychology... tell her that he'd make a fine son in law... should work wonders...

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      #139292
      Need more drugs.

      Paracetamol.

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        #139293
        Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
        With this post, I will be 9 posts off 1,500 drivels.
        I remember the days when I thought I'd never get to 500 TPDs...

        It was all fields in them days, too.
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          #139294
          Originally posted by ControlG View Post
          Hi VF

          Busy at moment. How're you doing?
          Bored and tired. Very, very tired.

          On the bright side my weekend starts in an hour and a half!
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            #139295
            Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
            On the bright side my weekend starts in an hour and a half!
            Lucky you. I'm stuck w*rking until 6pm tonight
            "The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it" - George Bernard Shaw

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              #139296
              Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
              Wrong approach.

              Use reverse psychology... tell her that he'd make a fine son in law... should work wonders...
              Excellent idea. I'll put that plan into immediate action
              "The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it" - George Bernard Shaw

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                #139297
                Originally posted by ControlG View Post
                Lucky you. I'm stuck w*rking until 6pm tonight
                Think of the money
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  #139298
                  Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                  Think of the money
                  Which is precisely what I am trying not to do today.

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                    #139299
                    Originally posted by ControlG View Post
                    The more I try to discourage it, the stronger it becomes! 2 years now!!

                    If it ever gets as far as marriage I have my plan already in place. I'll tell him the church is in a different time zone so don't forget to arrive 2 hours later
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                      #139300
                      Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
                      Which is precisely what I am trying not to do today.
                      Oh yeah, I forgot about that - sorry!

                      Think about n*rks instead.
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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