I had a great dream last night. I was a lawyer staying at a hotel for a conference. Totty is room next door asked to use my bathroom : went in then walked out naked having a discussion about hair colouring kits! The alarm went off. I hope I commence dreaming tonight where I left off.....
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Let me think...Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAnyone got anything to think of to see me through?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Only if any students actually turn up, though.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostGood thinking.
Given the average attendance at a Zeity class, that seems unlikely
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI had a great dream last night. I was a lawyer staying at a hotel for a conference. Totty is room next door asked to use my bathroom : went in then walked out naked having a discussion about hair colouring kits! The alarm went off. I hope I commence dreaming tonight where I left off.....
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Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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They only ever seem to attend 1 class. I am sure its totally unconnected to his habit of eating them.....Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostOnly if any students actually turn up, though.
Given the average attendance at a Zeity class, that seems unlikely
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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jXDvAydtT_UOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostAnyone got anything to think of to see me through?
The best version of Hallelujah released this Christmas.Comment
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Those days are long gone. Without the aid of a gimp mask its a lost cause......Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
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I shall watch it at home : clientco block youtube.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
I was more thinking along the lines of "money" or "CM's knicker elastic".....Comment
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Or maybe this was the best versionOriginally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=v0LxMT112MEComment
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My YouTube link was on the former subject. I couldn't find any videos of CM's knicker elastic though - I wonder if Churchy has any?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI shall watch it at home : clientco block youtube.
I was more thinking along the lines of "money" or "CM's knicker elastic".....Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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