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    Originally posted by Xenophon
    Hello mofos.

    I see you have been discussing janey's melons. Good work.


    we have indeed made good progress on our 'Janey identikit'. We have determined she has jugs of galactic proportions which command their own weather system.

    And thats about it. Although we're not too concerned that we have nothing else......
    Founder Member of the 'I love Janey' Fan Club

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      Originally posted by janey
      right-o

      in that case ( o ) ( o )
      why thank you. nothing like a slap round the ears to perk me up!
      Founder Member of the 'I love Janey' Fan Club

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        Originally posted by janey
        I'm conducting a statistical survey as to perfect size... your input please...
        There are other factors to consider. Namely:
        • Shape
        • Firmness
        • Nipple Placement
        • Pencil Test Success or Fail
        • Sensitivity


        A hands-on test is the only true test. Any man will tell you that.

        Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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          Originally posted by Sputnik
          we have indeed made good progress on our 'Janey identikit'. We have determined she has jugs of galactic proportions which command their own weather system.

          And thats about it. Although we're not too concerned that we have nothing else......
          I have my own song too now apparently (not that I can see it and I'm getting ga littel concerned that it's derogatory)
          "Well behaved women rarely make history"

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            Originally posted by Xenophon
            There are other factors to consider. Namely:
            • Shape
            • Firmness
            • Nipple Placement
            • Pencil Test Success or Fail
            • Sensitivity


            A hands-on test is the only true test. Any man will tell you that.

            ( o ) ( o )

            give em a fiddle then
            "Well behaved women rarely make history"

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              Originally posted by janey
              I have my own song too now apparently (not that I can see it and I'm getting ga littel concerned that it's derogatory)
              It's true. It's a bit like building your own 6billion dollar woman. You've got your own theme tune, bionic boobs.......

              *my 100th post by the way. Not much but still a landmark for me
              Founder Member of the 'I love Janey' Fan Club

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                Originally posted by Sputnik
                It's true. It's a bit like building your own 6billion dollar woman. You've got your own theme tune, bionic boobs.......

                *my 100th post by the way. Not much but still a landmark for me
                what did you decide about my peachy bum too?

                *god I'm over 300posts... not bad considering I've only really been posting in anger until the last couple of weeks!
                "Well behaved women rarely make history"

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                  Originally posted by janey
                  what did you decide about my peachy bum too?

                  *god I'm over 300posts... not bad considering I've only really been posting in anger until the last couple of weeks!

                  well i liked your peachy bum. You were the one wot got all about it!
                  Founder Member of the 'I love Janey' Fan Club

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                    Originally posted by janey
                    ( o ) ( o )

                    give em a fiddle then
                    Thanks.

                    Aaaah...

                    Got a tissue?
                    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                      Originally posted by zeitghost
                      so this is our Janey then is it?

                      (o)(o)
                      from 200yards away apparantely...
                      Founder Member of the 'I love Janey' Fan Club

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