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As discussed. Possible, unlikely though as the double bluff involves Plant Director. (Cope's replacement!)Originally posted by voodooflux View PostUnless it's a very cunning double bluff...
Yeah, thats it. I am managements bitch, therefore you are mine. All mine.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostBollox to that - HC is my bitch and he know's it
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I hope you're not implying that I'm management - 'cause that is crossing the lineOriginally posted by HeliCraig View PostYeah, thats it. I am managements bitch, therefore you are mine. All mine.
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Took that matter "in hand" last night. Thanks for enquiring.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostPot noodle then, but do something!
You will have to just accept that I am an angry little man.
I thought my make up covered it?Originally posted by voodooflux View PostThat explains the bruising then.Comment
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Hey Faq - how you doing today?Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
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Nearly as bad as using the W word.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI hope you're not implying that I'm management - 'cause that is crossing the line
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Detail. Too much.Originally posted by HeliCraig View PostTook that matter "in hand" last night. Thanks for enquiring.
You just express what the rest of us are feeling. You need a new sig: "I get angry so you don't have to".Originally posted by HeliCraig View PostYou will have to just accept that I am an angry little man.
Nice shade of blusher that.Originally posted by HeliCraig View PostI thought my make up covered it?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Oh FFS... I give up.
We have a piece of code which can receive a nasty reply from SQL (deadlock), and it turns out the first thing which the error handler tries to do is close the recordset. Recordset not been opened yet, so the error handler fails. Leave connection object to DB open for eternity. Nice.
OfficeIdiots suggestion: Put an "on error resume next" statement in the error handler.
And now you can see why the code was tulipe in the first place. FFS.
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