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Hold on, this is suspiciously similar to my story...Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket? -
...he managed to stop himself before they noticed and introduced himself as El Zeity...Originally posted by El_Diablo View Post...the Giant Alien Lizard tried not to drool...That boy go raaaaaaa
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I was going to suggest another word, but thought better of it as there might be kids reading (Originally posted by El_Diablo View Post...the Giant Alien Lizard tried not to drool...
HC).
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...they giggled, looked at each other and then said "Hi Zeity, I'm CM, and I'm Zara B, we are THE paddle vixens"...Originally posted by El_Diablo View Post...he managed to stop himself before they noticed and introduced himself as El Zeity...That boy go raaaaaaa
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I'll just kick you with that foot instead then.Originally posted by HeliCraig View PostThe boot is on the other foot.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Mind the hamster !Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI'll just kick you with that foot instead then.Just call me Matron - Too many handbagsComment
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..Zeity watching his words very carefully said "I really need your help in..in.in... oh.. yes..in..generating the pali sequence for the VoodooFlux capacitor...Originally posted by El_Diablo View Post...they giggled, looked at each other and then said "Hi Zeity, I'm CM, and I'm Zara B, we are THE paddle vixens"...That boy go raaaaaaa
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Oops, sorry!Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostMind the hamster !
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Make it hard, and direct in the head. I want to not be here.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI'll just kick you with that foot instead then.
Between annoying, meeting organising, wiki arranging, useless tosspots and straight lunatics I just want to go home.Comment
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