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Originally posted by El_Diablo View Post...the Giant Alien Lizard, used his communicator device to get in touch with the Paddle Vixens, at first they said "No way!" but when he mentioned the magic words......they said "we'll be there!"...the Giant Alien Lizard waited and waited...days went by but still no sign of the Paddle Vixens....Originally posted by El_Diablo View Post....Jimmy Choo's and Louboutin's...That boy go raaaaaaa
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With paddle wielding like that CM could be out of a job soon!Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostI feel the force O'mighty one.


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...eventually their pink glittercraft arrived alongside and docked....Originally posted by El_Diablo View Post..they said "we'll be there!"...the Giant Alien Lizard waited and waited...days went by but still no sign of the Paddle Vixens....That boy go raaaaaaa
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..what the Giant Alien Lizard saw next was going to make his jaw drop, but he knew he had to be on the ball...this was professional...this was business...Originally posted by El_Diablo View Post...eventually their pink glittercraft arrived alongside and docked....That boy go raaaaaaa
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Alas - I am only one, I need but one other to complet the circle. Only then, O'mighty one will the true force be felt.Originally posted by El_Diablo View Post...eventually their pink glittercraft arrived alongside and docked....
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Of the subject of Vixens, ClientCo are currently producing a new variant of a vehicle for the MoD called the "Snatch Vixen."Originally posted by El_Diablo View Post..they said "we'll be there!"...the Giant Alien Lizard waited and waited...days went by but still no sign of the Paddle Vixens....
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"The paddle is strong with this one"Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostAlas - I am only one, I need but one other to complet the circle. Only then, O'mighty one will the true force be felt.
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Just directly asked DM... wouldn't say.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostYou're correct - too many D's in this place. Keep working on it - I expect a progress report.Comment
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