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[BrilloPad]

Hi Scourer

FFS...

Much banging and rattling of the door (which I now have a large piece of wood jammed against, to go with the locks and bolt). Approaching it after silencing the telly, I heard a male and a female voice.

Opening up, I found a detective and a female PC out there looking most surprised to see me (I'd spoken to them in the hall this afternoon).

"Oh, isn't this Flat 4?"

"No..."

"Oh, good job I didn't kick the door in then! Sorry to have bothered you!"

So now the coppers have taken it upon themselves to start scaring the crap out of me during Coronation Street...

Watching soap operas now an offence?

on second thoughts.......

[EqualOpportunities]

That's just belt & braces - I wouldn't have bothered except it was leaning by the door anyway, having been there since I moved in over three years ago. I brought it from my old place (where a builder had left it) for some reason I can no longer remember, put it there for no good reason other than that I couldn't be bothered to carry it any further, and it's just been leaning there ever since. Turns out it's just the right size to wedge under the lock

Given that the unwanted visitors knew exactly where they were going and what they were doing, I'm more worried about the Police now

I've also written the flat number on the door with a whiteboard pen in the hope of avoiding further confusion

As long as you've written it in Assamese, Bengali, Bodo, Dogri, Gujarati, Hindi, Kannada, Kashmiri, Konkani, Maithili, Malayalam, Manipuri, Marathi, Nepali, Oriya, Punjabi, Sanskrit, Santhali, Sindhi, Tamil, Telugu and Urdu the Leicestershire Constabulary should be able to read it

[BrilloPad]

Evening

Kids are now full of sweets after a successful evening of scaring the neighbours.

I dont let them eat any! They just collect as much as possible - save me a few quid.....

[BrilloPad]

As long as you've written it in Assamese, Bengali, Bodo, Dogri, Gujarati, Hindi, Kannada, Kashmiri, Konkani, Maithili, Malayalam, Manipuri, Marathi, Nepali, Oriya, Punjabi, Sanskrit, Santhali, Sindhi, Tamil, Telugu and Urdu the Leicestershire Constabulary should be able to read it

You forgot the flying squad. rhyming slang needed.....

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I see NF is the subject of much discussion over in tpdville.....

[BrilloPad]

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From the link name looks like the story my gf mentioned earlier - vicar-has-potato-removed-from-bottom

[BrilloPad]

[voodooflux]

Do you have to login to see story?

From the link name looks like the story my gf mentioned earlier - vicar-has-potato-removed-from-bottom

Try the link again now - I messed it up the first time. Yep, it's the same story.