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Another stunning day at the coal face: no one has sorted out the lack of electronics lecturers for the M*t*r Sp*rt people... though there were only 2 of them today...Comment
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Id like to light a rocket under my numpty user. Well they are all numpties - I mean relatively numptier.....Originally posted by zeitghost View PostIt's the rocket scientists who seem to have got us where we are today...
Maybe they should go back to designing rockets.Comment
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Good bornind all!
(Typhoid Mary has given me the man flu!)
Good morning CM!

(Infectious cow!)
(She won't be able to read this until she gets to work!)
(And she'll have forgiven me by lunchtime!
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Many thanks - 5 visits now.Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostI've just been
Population
1475 Revenues
340750 € Unemployment 1 %
Transport 98 %
Crime rate 2 %
Pollution 2 %
rank=270
Any more?Comment
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morning old chapOriginally posted by Churchill View PostGood bornind all!
(Typhoid Mary has given me the man flu!)
Good morning CM!

(Infectious cow!)
(She won't be able to read this until she gets to work!)
(And she'll have forgiven me by lunchtime!
)
I hope you get better soon
I expect CM will have the
out......
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Thinking of it. Going to canteen now for breakfast. On ClientCo's time, obviously. We have a meeting at 11 which I think will turn into an OfficeIdiot bashing meeting. BigBoss is coming along.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostMorning folks
Kids now dropped off at school, and about to summon the enthusiasm to head into ClientCo. Still, it's only a half day...
HC - think of the money.
Less than that. 1hr productivity for VF is a full day.Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostYou only "turn" up for half a day, so in productivity is that about 1 hour?Comment
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It seems the BBC website is down.
doomed I tell yeSi posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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I've just brought up the news page.. a picture of Cameron at the top.Originally posted by Bear View PostIt seems the BBC website is down.
doomed I tell ye
If you still can't access it, just post a message here about a subject your interested in and we'll send you the text.
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weird!!!!Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostI've just brought up the news page.. a picture of Cameron at the top.
If you still can't access it, just post a message here about a subject your interested in and we'll send you the text.
HTH
I can't access it at allSi posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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