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No problem, and be sure to tune in for my next public service announcement - the hazards of using workshop machinery for sexual gratification.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket? -
This makes the assumption that I can remember how to do the key debounce thingie... it's been a while.Comment
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Can you not just take the keyboard and wrap it around users head until it no longer bounces? Just a thought.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostThis makes the assumption that I can remember how to do the key debounce thingie... it's been a while.
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How many timers has your PIC got?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostThis makes the assumption that I can remember how to do the key debounce thingie... it's been a while.Comment
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OK so the panel suggests- decent under wired - bravisimo
- paddle and peep hole - ann summers
- moisturizing cream for my hands
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Add a few pints and a kebab and that's a good night.Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostOK so the panel suggests- decent under wired - bravisimo
- paddle and peep hole - ann summers
- moisturizing cream for my hands
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so what about the other halfOriginally posted by voodooflux View PostAdd a few pints and a kebab and that's a good night.
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postso what about the other half

To quote Al Murray...
"Glass of white wine/ fruit-based drink for the lady"Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostAdd a few pints and a kebab and that's a good night.
Dead Dog
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That'll be the "mixed meat" kebab, with bits of squirrel (don't tell AtW).Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
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