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Bazza gets caught
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yup.. the old bread knife has a b'day coming up and to celebrate it she is going out with her beloved friendsOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostWhat did you get DD?
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Other? I would never have put you down as the OfficeIdiot. Just been in a meeting he was meant to be at. We all discussed remaining action points - all of which belong to him. Oh, how we laughed.Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
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Yes, my bread knife is trying to convince me I should buy her a present as it is MiniMe's first birthday today, and her uncle buys her aunty a present on their childs birthday. He is a senior Captain with BigAirways - he can afford itt.. I am a lowly contractor (thats my line and I am sticking to it!).Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postyup.. the old bread knife has a b'day coming up and to celebrate it she is going out with her beloved friendsComment
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Holy moly.. she's not suggesting that she wants a present because its DD b'day, she wants one because its her birthday the day before..Originally posted by HeliCraig View PostYes, my bread knife is trying to convince me I should buy her a present as it is MiniMe's first birthday today, and her uncle buys her aunty a present on their childs birthday. He is a senior Captain with BigAirways - he can afford itt.. I am a lowly contractor (thats my line and I am sticking to it!).Comment
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Why not take her to Bravissimo and give her your credit card... then its kind of a pressie for you tooOriginally posted by FiveTimes View PostHoly moly.. she's not suggesting that she wants a present because its DD b'day, she wants one because its her birthday the day before..
Bazza gets caught
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostWhy not take her to Bravissimo and give her your credit card... then its kind of a pressie for you too
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Bazza gets caught
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I know - its just insanity; but I love her anyway! (Anybody telling her that will be in trouble).Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostHoly moly.. she's not suggesting that she wants a present because its DD b'day, she wants one because its her birthday the day before..Comment
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ok, ok - Ann Summers either!
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