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Maybe tomorrow will be better.....Originally posted by voodooflux View PostWell that's half a wit more than mine.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostUpping your hours then?
Where were you today?
Why were you skiving today you lazy git?
Bazza gets caught
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I'm not getting my hopes up.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostMaybe tomorrow will be better.....Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Yeah, me either.....Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI'm not getting my hopes up.
But I am going to try to grin through it and hopefully not murder anyone.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Not true - the half wit is on nights; yet still interferring and confusing from afar. I would investigate that aspect and implement a set piece on this today afternoon evening please.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostWell that's half a wit more than mine.
It was.Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
3 hour days sound wonderful!
I was with another client looking at some work they want doing. Nice little recruitment agency in Stratford On Avon. Nice work.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostUpping your hours then?
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ExactlyOriginally posted by cailin maith View Post
Why were you skiving today you lazy git?
Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Death by paddle? What a way to go.....Originally posted by cailin maith View PostBut I am going to try to grin through it and hopefully not murder anyone.
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Erm...... possibly not, when they get stabbed with itOriginally posted by voodooflux View PostDeath by paddle? What a way to go.....
Bazza gets caught
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You are a bit handy with that paddle, aren't you?Originally posted by cailin maith View PostErm...... possibly not, when they get stabbed with it
If you *actually* own one, I am never coming to any CUK gatherings for fear of my life!!Comment
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