Right, time to wake up - I have a VAT return to file.
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Aaaaah, the old "inner eyelid inspection."Originally posted by voodooflux View PostNo, I'm just "thinking" with my eyes closed. And any noises that resemble snoring are just my adenoids playing up.
Your adenoids?Originally posted by voodooflux View PostAnd don't forget what to look out for in the next project meeting...
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You won't need to look for them - you'll be able to hear themOriginally posted by HeliCraig View PostYour adenoids?
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I gave up aiming a long time ago!!!Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI aim to please
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Originally posted by HeliCraig View PostI gave up aiming a long time ago!!!
I don't even want to think about that one......
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Right so, everyone..... whats for lunch?Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Lunch was a prawn sandwich with sweet chilli sauce. And I eat it a couple of hours agoOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostRight so, everyone..... whats for lunch?
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Honestly... your mind!Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
I don't even want to think about that one......
We will have to see what delights our colleagues in catering have come up with today. Although I am thinking a Chicken, Bacon and Sweetcorn baguette sounds nice. You?Originally posted by cailin maith View PostRight so, everyone..... whats for lunch?Comment
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I'm back
Just been uploading a couple of pics to the website that I took this morning
Bored now
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I don't know why, but the phrase "carpet bombing" just sprang to mind...Originally posted by HeliCraig View PostI gave up aiming a long time ago!!!Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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