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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    morning

    how is it going?
    Head hurts.

    I have been up for hours doing the calcs for moving a 300 ton floating dam.
    Could not get the displacement calcs to conform to anything near reality.
    I have a sneaking suspicion that at some time in the past the Docks board (as it was then) pumped about 200 ton of concrete into the lower ballast chambers. Will have to put a man in SCBA to check it out (the air in the caisson is foul).
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      Originally posted by Diver View Post
      Head hurts.

      I have been up for hours doing the calcs for moving a 300 ton floating dam.
      Could not get the displacement calcs to conform to anything near reality.
      I have a sneaking suspicion that at some time in the past the Docks board (as it was then) pumped about 200 ton of concrete into the lower ballast chambers. Will have to put a man in SCBA to check it out (the air in the caisson is foul).
      Can't they be done by excel?

      If the air is foul - dont send a man - send a woman! they love the smell of nappies so will be fine!!

      (yes CM I am now standing in the corner with my dunce hat on).

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        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Can't they be done by excel?

        If the air is foul - dont send a man - send a woman! they love the smell of nappies so will be fine!!

        (yes CM I am now standing in the corner with my dunce hat on).
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          I ended up at 2 meeting yesterday!

          yesterday's 9am scheduled for today at 09:30

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            I must phone up about a flu jab at 9am. IBs used to offer these to contractors as well as permies - now just the permies.

            presumably this is a good IR35 pointer!

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              Good morning denizens!

              Morning CM! Calendar sorted I think!

              A very bad tempered and sore Churchill checking in!

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                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                Good morning denizens!

                Morning CM! Calendar sorted I think!

                A very bad tempered and sore Churchill checking in!
                morning churchill - I do hope things are getting better?

                So will you be taking out your venom in general and how long will you be banned for THIS time?

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                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  I must phone up about a flu jab at 9am. IBs used to offer these to contractors as well as permies - now just the permies.

                  presumably this is a good IR35 pointer!
                  Flu jabs do not start at bluewater boots until MOn 13th October. Is that a bit later this year - or am I just getting old and forgetful?

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                    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                    Good morning denizens!

                    Morning CM! Calendar sorted I think!

                    A very bad tempered and sore Churchill checking in!
                    Morning doggie

                    Still not feeling better?

                    Morning everyone
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                      Morning doggie

                      Still not feeling better?

                      Morning everyone
                      Morning CM

                      how are you?

                      Is there any truth in the rumour that the last time Churchill was okay was when you "cooked" for him?

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