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Are you winding us upOriginally posted by zeitghost View PostJust bought a clock from Lidl.
It's stuck to the window with its little hands going around and
around and around and around and around
around and around and around and around
around and around and around and around
around and around and around and around
around and around and around and around
around and around and around and around
around and around and around and around
around and around and around and around
around and around and around and around
As it desperately tries to set the time...
Probably no chance in here, there's a stunning amount of electrical noise.
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Erm I don't think soOriginally posted by zeitghost View PostHas he got big ears?
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I put it down to boredom.Originally posted by Bear View PostI see Diver's got the joke book out
I may go and have a nap shortly.
Or I might go to Travis Perkins and hire a mini digger to do some landscaping on the garden. I have a load of tree stumps to dig out.
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Phone up TP, book the digger for tomorrow, have a napOriginally posted by Diver View PostI put it down to boredom.
I may go and have a nap shortly.
Or I might go to Travis Perkins and hire a mini digger to do some landscaping on the garden. I have a load of tree stumps to dig out.
Decisions Decisions!
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You need Blaster Bates.Originally posted by Diver View PostI put it down to boredom.
I may go and have a nap shortly.
Or I might go to Travis Perkins and hire a mini digger to do some landscaping on the garden. I have a load of tree stumps to dig out.
Decisions Decisions!
He had a touch like a bloody midwife when it came to treestumps.
Shame he's popped his clogs just when he was wanted.Comment
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Just took a walk to the bottom of the garden, Ground is rather waterlogged.Originally posted by Bear View PostPhone up TP, book the digger for tomorrow, have a nap

May have to install drainage into the stream (That I Covered over
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Machine would either bog down or churn it all up, so I will wait for the weather to improve a little
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Originally posted by Diver View Post...so I will wait for the weather to improve a little
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Was that wise, Diver?Originally posted by Diver View PostJust took a walk to the bottom of the garden, Ground is rather waterlogged.
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