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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Nope, we're quite safe...
    Phew, our secret is safe.
    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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      Wilmsloooow!
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        Morning all

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          Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
          Morning all
          Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning!
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
            Morning all
            Hello sweety zeity
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              Back in 2000 I'd bought a new motherboard and an AMD K6-2 (was it?) processor - 500MHz, or something glitzy like that. New hard drive as well.

              This was when I'd just moved to Cheltenham, and the strange yet beautiful woman for whom I had moved didn't have a phone line in her flat, and I hadn't yet had one installed.

              Having carefully built my new PC I installed Windows 95 on it but it wouldn't boot. Rebooting in the "spew stuff onto the console so I can see where you fail" mode, it was apparent that a certain DLL was failing during the boot sequence.

              So I trogged off to the Internet Café above the second-hand bookshop in the next street.

              Bingo! A Microsoft Knowledge Base article about Win95 failing on such processors running above 350 MHz, but there was a patch available, which one could run from a floppy.

              Having eagerly downloaded said patch, I scampered back to the flat, booted into DOS, and then attempted to run the patching application.

              It said "This application will only run under Windows".

              Given that "this application" was a patch for a fault that prevented Windows from booting, I found this less than helpful

              In fact, I did this:

              I then extracted the motherboard from the machine, reset the jumpers on the motherboard to clock the processor at 256 MHz, put it back in and connected everything, booted successfully into Win95, ran the patch from there, took the motherboard out again, switched the jumpers back to get the processor running at its intended speed, put the motherboard back in the machine, reconnected everything again, and it finally worked.

              It was only once it was all working that I looked at the patch application that would "only run under Windows".

              It copied two DLL files over flawed versions thereof - a task that could be done with MS-DOS 2.0 in the early Eighties (not 1.0, as that didn't support hierarchical directories).

              This was the precise moment that I knew - knew, with absolute certainty - that, whatever they may have done for the microcomputer industry in the late Seventies and early-to-mid Eighties, I now hated Microsoft with an absolute vengeance. For that is the moment that I knew, without any shadow of a doubt, that whatever they may once have been, they were now a purveyor of shoddy goods, staffed by incompetent fools.

              Any company that provides a fix for the "Our product won't run" problem yet requires the product to be running for the fix to work has lost sight of something important. In this case, the bleeding obvious.

              How surreal.

              I worked in Cheltenham in 1999 and a bit of 2000.

              We'd never have met coz I just went from work to the Travel Inn & back again, sometimes via Sainsburys...

              And I did that exact same thing with win95 in 1999. I was ever so impressed.

              IOS error.

              Apparently the method of loading Win95 without fiddling with jumpers was to turn the cache off, load it (extremely slowly), run the IOS fixer, and then reboot with the cache turned on again.

              It only took 5 hours the last time I did it.


              I forgot to say, this is the pc I built in 1999... it's as flakey now as it was then... and this is the 3rd HD it's had.
              Last edited by zeitghost; 14 August 2008, 08:56.

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                Originally posted by Diver View Post
                Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning! Excessive usage warning!

                This is from home, so the glorious leader can go & feck himself...

                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                Hello sweety zeity

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                  Mornin'

                  Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                    Originally posted by Bear View Post
                    Mornin'

                    Hey Ted
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                      Good morning all!


                      Originally posted by Diver View Post
                      Good morning young sir

                      Morning all

                      Originally posted by Diver View Post
                      Well, I'm off to lay some patio slabs.

                      Later
                      Mind your fingers & toes...
                      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                      Which body parts are at risk in this exercise?
                      WHS...
                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                      Morning boyos
                      Morning Bazza
                      Originally posted by Diver View Post
                      This is Wales!

                      Wales doesn't do sunny
                      Indeed not... rainbows lasting for 3 hours maybe, sunny, never...
                      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                      Morning folks

                      Still no baby. It's now a day late - I've told my missus that this just isn't good enough and I'll have to update the gantt charts to reflect this overrun.


                      Tried a bonk?

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