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 Originally posted by Churchill View PostYeah, treat him like a bastard, he might like it! 
 (In no way do I advocate that kind of behaviour without the correct safety wear - Stockings, suspenders and whip for the lady, stark bollock naked for the bloke!) 
 
 Reminds me of an f4j chap who met a new gf - a dominatrix. She told him to strip naked - then appeared from bedroom dressed as per your suggestion. She then caned him hard the once - he jumped up and grabbed her by the throat screaming "that f***ing hurt you ****"! Amazingly they lasted a year together!Comment
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 Then I shall PM you! Of course I might have to report back to tpd - particularly if he has 2 heads or something like that...Originally posted by cailin maith View Post you are more than welcome to pop over! you are more than welcome to pop over!Comment
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 I have a day off workOriginally posted by Bear View Postanything good happening today? 
 
 Alas it is to take my son to the child shrink!  Comment
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 Bazza gets caught
 Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
 
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 Setting off at 10:30 to take gf, daughter & baby to bluewater - then to quack at 11:30.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostEveryday is a good day in TPD, Ted 
 
 
 
 Hope it goes ok BP
 
 I have made a list of his behaviour oddities - but still not looking forward to it!
 
 Then bluewater for lunch - yo sushi. I hate it but everyone else loves it.
 
 Then a visit to the lego shop at bluewater.....Comment
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 Woah - very cool - I saw an ad for some star wars lego - I loved it!!Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostSetting off at 10:30 to take gf, daughter & baby to bluewater - then to quack at 11:30.
 
 I have made a list of his behaviour oddities - but still not looking forward to it!
 
 Then bluewater for lunch - yo sushi. I hate it but everyone else loves it.
 
 Then a visit to the lego shop at bluewater.....Bazza gets caught
 Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
 
 CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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