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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I'm off to look at a contract, so
til this afternoon
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Bazza gets caught
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
twins arrive back from week with Mother in 30 minutes
Chaos will no doubt decend...
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI've just dne ALL my ironing - **** me, I hate it so much. I've lived away from home for 14 years (OMG!!!!) but I still think my mammy should do it

It's tricky ironing string vests, isn't it?Comment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostEvening all

Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

Why is a thread that was removed from General on the top of LR, where TPD belongs?
I blame myself...
I also blame you lot, so don't think you've been let off lightly by the arrival of a self-castigating chimp - if you have the barefaced cheek to seek to offer an excuse, form an orderly line
Carling Wotsit will deal with you all in the morning


Originally posted by NickFitz View PostNight then - having corrected all the errors of the subhuman race over in General, and added something hopefully helpful in Technical, I shall now betake myself unto my bed of roses
I'm still not sure about all those thorns... I always thought a bed of roses was supposed to be nice
Ho hum

Originally posted by Churchill View PostThere's a good girl!
'morning all!

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postmorning churchill
morning all
Do you believe CM when she says she was ironing? I reckon she was down the pub!
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostIt's tricky ironing string vests, isn't it?
I wonder if her date has got as far as her string vest yet?
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postmorning all

Originally posted by Bear View PostCiao!


Originally posted by voodooflux View PostMorning folks

Originally posted by cailin maith View Post


Originally posted by Diver View PostMorning all
I'm off to look at a contract, so
til this afternoon
Look out, check the railway lines...
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostHey sweetpea
Hey sweety zeity

There's nothing quite like a freshly ironed string vest, I always think...
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