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I am so upset I am almost ready to go over to general! There is always someone there who wants a pagga! -
Ok but thread carefully, I mean tread carefully.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI am so upset I am almost ready to go over to general! There is always someone there who wants a pagga!That boy go raaaaaaa
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And don't mention She Who Must Not Be Mentioned* or the thread may be locked/deletedOriginally posted by El_Diablo View PostOk but thread carefully, I mean tread carefully.
*LucyCooking doesn't get tougher than this.Comment
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Shhhhh! not on tpd donutOriginally posted by TheBigYinJames View PostAnd don't mention She Who Must Not Be Mentioned* or the thread may be locked/deleted
*Lucy
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Obvously I meant Lucy Westenra, fictional character from the Dracula novel by Bram Stoker.Originally posted by Diver View PostShhhhh! not on tpd donut
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I've been too frightened to phone home & ask... though it's not been raining as heavily as we were led to believe it would.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
One should always check the weather forecast before starting a protest!
Are your drains holding up so far? We want no more repeat incidents...
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Right! I'm off for a nap.
No parties and don't wreck the place while I'm gone.
Oh! and somebody feed the Lizard
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Rest well Diver.Originally posted by Diver View PostRight! I'm off for a nap.
No parties and don't wreck the place while I'm gone.
Oh! and somebody feed the Lizard

Oi Lizard what do you want to eat?That boy go raaaaaaa
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Liver (of census taker) with fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Onion gravy would go down well too...
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostLiver (of census taker) with fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Onion gravy would go down well too...
I knew I shouldn't have been so quick to feed you.
That boy go raaaaaaa
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