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    #106571
    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Barefoot, pregnant and hungry.
    We are born naked, wet and hungry, then things get worse...

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      #106572
      Originally posted by kali View Post
      Ewwww...

      Cats are much nicer... and self cleaning
      Never watched a cat clean itself?

      All cats are all covered in dried cat dribble.
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        #106573
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        My SockPuppet has been banned!

        For impersonating a real person!
        Who was that then?
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #106574
          Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
          Who was that then?
          It was on the montpelier/bn66 threads. The HMRC inspector is called Mr Brannigan. I know he is an avid reader. So I created a login! I wonder if he mde a formal complaint?

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            #106575
            Originally posted by Churchill View Post
            We are born naked, wet and hungry, then things get worse...
            we get married?

            But after that comes divorce and happiness abounds!

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              #106576
              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              Never watched a cat clean itself?

              All cats are all covered in dried cat dribble.
              This is true - but it gets worse. We have 2 cars who clean each other. So they are covered in another cat's dribble!

              And any loose hairs make hairballs...

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                #106577

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                  #106578
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  This is true - but it gets worse. We have 2 cars who clean each other. So they are covered in another cat's dribble!

                  And any loose hairs make hairballs...
                  That's the problem with cats.

                  ick.

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                    #106579
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post


                    Sleep well...

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                      #106580
                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


                      Sleep well...
                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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