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 She can restrain me anytime she likes! I hope she uses her silk stockings to do it though...Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostRestraining order by the married women on the next desk  Comment
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 How high will you lift them?Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postearly'ish finish today... got to pick the kids up
 
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 How long is a yard?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI had to find a new place for lunch - it was rubbish. I might as well walk to the old place - though it is about 600 yards away... Bazza gets caught Bazza gets caught
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 Apologies - I always try to use metres these days. 600 yards is about 550 metres.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostHow long is a yard? Comment
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 you are asking a man about length...Originally posted by cailin maith View PostHow long is a yard? Comment
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 It is important for the kids. IMO all imperial units should be scrapped.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostApologies - I always try to use metres these days. 600 yards is about 550 metres.Comment
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 she will probably use her 15 denier tan tightsOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostShe can restrain me anytime she likes! I hope she uses her silk stockings to do it though...   Comment
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 Excellent . Then she canOriginally posted by FiveTimes View Postshe will probably use her 15 denier tan tights  me! CM - you are fired!!! me! CM - you are fired!!!Comment
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