Which is a bit unpleasant when you realise that you've just washed your face with a handful of snot...
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Never mind, I'll have a century to make up for it...Originally posted by zeitghost View PostWhich is a bit unpleasant when you realise that you've just washed your face with a handful of snot...



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You lucky lucky bastard... some of the documentation I inherit was written on tablets of stone with a feather.Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostThe fact that lots of stuff is only documented on the back of fag packets keeps me in work!!!Comment
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Yup.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Posthttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_Mower
Household name in the 1970s - now in Emmerdale! How the mighty are fallen...
Played a nasty in Callan.
Was a guest star in two episodes of The Sweeney playing an Australian...
Saw him in some play or other on the stage in London in about 1980.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostNational Physical Laboratory has a IT guy - look like he does punch cards for a living. He has the IT beard - really looks he part.
Sort of how I imaginge zeity really...
No one believes how old I am...
They all seem to think I'm still in my 40s...

And I don't have sandals or a beard.
Well, I do have a pair of sandals somewhere, but I think they're in the garage.Comment
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I wrote that code...Originally posted by NickFitz View PostThe documentation is extensive, but sorely lacking in clarity; the fact that it's a development branch doesn't help.
I mean, saying that something accepts "a comma-separated list of arguments" is all well and good, but they might have mentioned that it means only a comma - so if you do
instead ofCode:arg1, arg2
it fails silentlyCode:arg1,arg2

FFS...


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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostWhich is a bit unpleasant when you realise that you've just washed your face with a handful of snot...
Isn't that part of your normal beauty routine?
I thought that was how you got that wonderful sheen to your scaly face?
It's Deja-vu all over again!
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