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[BrilloPad]

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I hope you remembered to bring your vicar outfit for smutty friday?

[BrilloPad]

<walks in with box of nipple clamps>

[BrilloPad]

another quiet day in tpd....

[Sockpuppet]

lets start smutty friday off....

presumably you want to be involved only with the conception?

plenty of that going on tonight - the older women are always gagging for it.

where is KW with the paddle?

Yes and No. Older woman = bad!

The client I am working for also markets a range of "personal lubricants".

Ha ha.. saying that just reminded me of what I was at uni and had to purchase aforementioned personal lubricant for erm...refitting my intestines (which apparently is its proper use...its just happens to be latex safe).

The theft alarm went off on the way out. So I went to the customer display area where the old dear (easuly 60+ and ovbiously needed glasses) went through my bag to make sure I wasn't nicking owt. Pulling out the lubricant she had to hold it aloft while trying to focus on it to see if it had a security tag. There was a queue.

Truly the one moment in my life I wished I could have just died. I still shudder when I think about it.

[KathyWoolfe]

lets start smutty friday off....

presumably you want to be involved only with the conception?

plenty of that going on tonight - the older women are always gagging for it.

where is KW with the paddle?

Here I am......

[KathyWoolfe]

Yes and No. Older woman = bad!

The client I am working for also markets a range of "personal lubricants".

Ha ha.. saying that just reminded me of what I was at uni and had to purchase aforementioned personal lubricant for erm...refitting my intestines (which apparently is its proper use...its just happens to be latex safe).

The theft alarm went off on the way out. So I went to the customer display area where the old dear (easuly 60+ and ovbiously needed glasses) went through my bag to make sure I wasn't nicking owt. Pulling out the lubricant she had to hold it aloft while trying to focus on it to see if it had a security tag. There was a queue.

Truly the one moment in my life I wished I could have just died. I still shudder when I think about it.

Hmmm....OK, I'll keep a record of this post and I'll re-post it every time I think you need a punishment.........

[Sockpuppet]

Hmmm....OK, I'll keep a record of this post and I'll re-post it every time I think you need a punishment.........

Hey. The paddle is the official CUK punishment. That is like water boarding.

[BrilloPad]

Yes and No. Older woman = bad!

The client I am working for also markets a range of "personal lubricants".

Ha ha.. saying that just reminded me of what I was at uni and had to purchase aforementioned personal lubricant for erm...refitting my intestines (which apparently is its proper use...its just happens to be latex safe).

The theft alarm went off on the way out. So I went to the customer display area where the old dear (easuly 60+ and ovbiously needed glasses) went through my bag to make sure I wasn't nicking owt. Pulling out the lubricant she had to hold it aloft while trying to focus on it to see if it had a security tag. There was a queue.

Truly the one moment in my life I wished I could have just died. I still shudder when I think about it.

Great story - I wish I had one as as that

[BrilloPad]

Here I am......

Only the one?

[KathyWoolfe]

Hey. The paddle is the official CUK punishment. That is like water boarding.

The paddle is mostly used for smutty friday.....this is punishment for other offences,

Though I'll consult with CM (the official CUK punisher) on this