• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

test please delete

Collapse
This is a sticky topic.
X
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    #id
    I use whatever is on offer in Boots
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

    Comment


      #id
      My fave though is the pink foamburst one or the Original source papaya stuff... with the bits in for exfoliation...

      If I am feeling flush - I like the L'Occitane stuff but it's expensive and my sis robs it.
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

      Comment


        #id
        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        I use whatever is on offer in Boots
        you don't moisturize?

        I thought all women did...

        Comment


          #id
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          you don't moisturize?

          I thought all women did...
          Course I moisturise.... I use the Vaseline Aloe Vera stuff after shower - it's lush
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

          Comment


            #id
            Oh and baby oil on my legs so they don't go dry...
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

            Comment


              #id
              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              My fave though is the pink foamburst one or the Original source papaya stuff... with the bits in for exfoliation...

              If I am feeling flush - I like the L'Occitane stuff but it's expensive and my sis robs it.
              gf uses L'Occitane - about every 6 months we go to the shop in Covent Garden.

              she says when kids are 10 they have to start to moisturize - even the boy!

              Comment


                #id
                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                What's wrong with you, man.

                Get in there.

                She's 32... she'll know what she wants & she'll want a lot of it...

                Just order a gross of viagra & you'll be ok.

                Trust me.

                I'm a Giant Alien Lizard & I know about these things.
                I feel tired just thinking about it.

                Maybe I've been tained by TV. I have an impression she either going to be like Dorien Green from Birds of a feather or Rona from 2.4 children. Maybe I'll find her sticking pins in the Rain Mac little sockpuppet wears.

                Maybe I should ask HRH for advice. He seems like a ladies man.


                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                Very probably, but what a way to go...

                I still have fond memories of the evening I thought my little friend had killed me...
                Was it in reno?

                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                I use whatever is on offer in Boots
                Unipart

                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                If I am feeling flush - I like the L'Occitane stuff but it's expensive and my sis robs it.

                Swarfega

                Mmmmm.....gritty. Your not a real trucker Bazza till you've enjoyed the warmth of Swarfega. Real stupid men use it as tooth paste.

                HTH

                Comment


                  #id
                  Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                  Oh and baby oil on my legs so they don't go dry...
                  Anytime you feel lazy and need a hand rubbing it in then you know where to go. Bear!

                  Comment


                    #id
                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    Oh and baby oil on my legs so they don't go dry...


                    I bet you go down the firemans pole like greased lightening.

                    Comment


                      #id
                      Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                      Maybe I've been tained by TV. I have an impression she either going to be like Dorien Green from Birds of a feather or Rona from 2.4 children. Maybe I'll find her sticking pins in the Rain Mac little sockpuppet wears.

                      Maybe I should ask HRH for advice. He seems like a ladies man.
                      I think HRH is gone for the moment.

                      I doubt you will get Dorien - just a lady who appreciates the attention. Give it a try - you know it makes sense...

                      Comment

                      Working...
                      X