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I'll send you some more pics of mine - that'll helpOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostNot today
- but I am so bloody broody - its unreal... maybe it will pass...
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostDammit. The correct answer was "yes".
Which was the perfect setup to the punch line "Great. I'm looking for a shag".
Sometimes I think I try too hard
Sorry sweetpea - too young for me... 
Bye BPOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostI am off to catch the train - later folks

Jog is a nutterOriginally posted by FiveTimes View Postjust do what jog said and bang one out
HTH
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Precisely. But it would still have made a good joke.Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
Sorry sweetpea - too young for me... 
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Originally posted by Bear View PostI'll send you some more pics of mine - that'll help
no it won't he's cute and I want one
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I'm too broodyOriginally posted by Sockpuppet View PostPrecisely. But it would still have made a good joke.
Actually maybe I am not broody afterall maybe I just want more... you know...
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Reasons to eat food combinations such as celery and marmalade. Obviously combinations that only pregnancy makes acceptable.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI'm too broody
Actually maybe I am not broody afterall maybe I just want more... you know...
Or am I wide of the mark
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Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
no it won't he's cute and I want one 
You're still waaayyyyy too young!
...you're still enjoying life when you can and unless you're extremely unlucky you still have lots of time.....
It's Deja-vu all over again!
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Thanks KathyOriginally posted by KathyWoolfe View PostYou're still waaayyyyy too young!
...you're still enjoying life when you can and unless you're extremely unlucky you still have lots of time.....
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostReasons to eat food combinations such as celery and marmalade. Obviously combinations that only pregnancy makes acceptable.
Or am I wide of the mark
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Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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