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[KathyWoolfe]

I'd know

Of course you would...
(not saying just HOW you'd know though eh )

[Sockpuppet]

See. This is what happens when you guys offer no constructive advice, I make my own decisions which is bad.

You may recall I had this dilema: http://forums.contractoruk.com/504508-post100909.html

Anyways. I've found out. She's hot. Still old. But hot none the less.

But this raises a new problem. Too hot - out of my league.

So I propose to auction off my date to the highest bidder. I feel this is the contractor way to deal with this.

Bidding starts at 40p.

[TheFaQQer]

and how would we know it was you?

Because we know his name, where he lives, where he likes to work, and age.

Apart from that, it'll be a complete mystery

[BrilloPad]

Decree Nisi to be issued this Friday...

I am sure you petitioned for divorce? So 6 weeks from Friday you can get your decree absolute? I assume you will not wait?

Do you have the financial aspects tied off? Even if you think you will never claim off each other, worth getting a court order confirming that. Suppose you win the lottery and he claims half?

It could happen to you... (Double Entendre intended).

[Bear]

Daddys are best when they think they way to make it better is a hug and some new shoes...

The drill seems to be slightly more appealing to my boy than new shoes!

[BrilloPad]

Because we know his name, where he lives, where he likes to work, and age.

Apart from that, it'll be a complete mystery

and you know my hobby too...

[zeitghost]

I'll be 32 on my next b-day - can't decide which smilie that warrants though

The Munche's Scream smilie perhaps

[KathyWoolfe]

Because we know his name, where he lives, where he likes to work, and age.

Apart from that, it'll be a complete mystery

YOU know his name, where he lives, where he likes to work, and age.....

being of the genus Struthio camelus ....I am naturally in the dark. Never mind, it'll be a three-pipe problem.

[cailin maith]

I am sure you petitioned for divorce? So 6 weeks from Friday you can get your decree absolute? I assume you will not wait?

Do you have the financial aspects tied off? Even if you think you will never claim off each other, worth getting a court order confirming that. Suppose you win the lottery and he claims half?

It could happen to you... (Double Entendre intended).

Yes, it was me and I have no plans to wait... you think we need a court order? We have no financial aspects anymore, he took the money from the sale of the house the tosser and my solicitor said we could go after him for it but really it would be time consuming and to be honest I was just glad to be shot of him

The drill seems to be slightly more appealing to my boy than new shoes!

Thats a good thing Ted - trust me

The Munche's Scream smilie perhaps

Perhaps

[zeitghost]

Did anyone else notice the news item about the 57 year old woman who had a swelling in her abdomen?

They thought it was ovarian cancer until they discovered she was pregnant...

For the first time...

At 57...