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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    Half Gone, as if they'd never been... I feel half the Lizard I used to be...
    Only one willy then?
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      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      There was another one this morning.

      Happily, he was looking for the computer techs, so he buggered off again.


      Ooooo... I've just had a horrible thought, he might have wanted me to let him into the networking lab...



      Zeity rushes off to check!
      Yup.

      If he'd just asked me to open the lab for him, all would have been clear...

      Then he started telling me about passwords for routers and stuff.

      Which I know nothing at all about

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        I saw a fox last night.

        Just thought I'd let you all know.
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          Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
          I saw a fox last night.

          Just thought I'd let you all know.
          Thanks FaQ. I feel a starnge sense of relief after that...

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            Originally posted by Jog On View Post
            Sorry sweets - you know I love you too

            Originally posted by tay View Post
            I give you 3 more dates before your insecurities will mean you feel you have to sleep with him or risk losing him.
            And you are Mr Relationship - since when???
            Bazza gets caught
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              Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
              That's 39 years ago now... and you hu-mans haven't been out of low earth orbit since 1972...



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                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                Can Giant Alien Lizards join?
                Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                Maybe TPD is now dead I can push my idea of geekpimp. Speed dating for the socially inept
                Bugger.

                It's for the under 30s... that counts me out then...

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                  Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                  Bugger.

                  It's for the under 30s... that counts me out then...
                  Me too
                  Bazza gets caught
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                    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                    Indeed, you're right.

                    Holy Week takes precedence over all other holy days, which is why it doesn't appear in the English church calendar this year (as St. Patrick is classed as a miner saint).

                    The Irish church celebrated on Saturday, since it was a weekend.
                    Is coz he woz Welsh...

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                      Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
                      Thanks FaQ. I feel a starnge sense of relief after that...
                      I didn't think foxes roamed wild in London, but I guess I was mistaken.
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