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You'd have nearly as much money as if you took a cooker, a tumble dryer and a washing machine to the scrap metal dealerOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostI wish I had a pound for every time I was asked if I am Katie!Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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do you mean prev or perv?Originally posted by Diver View PostPlease read prev posts carefully
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well I would have £3Originally posted by Bear View PostYou'd have nearly as much money as if you took a cooker, a tumble dryer and a washing machine to the scrap metal dealer
Only once asked publicly though - others were PMs.
I many ways I now hope Katie is a fem-bot : it has caused hours of amusement. But I still believe she is real.Comment
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Darling, if you are reading this in work. I found where you hid the chocolate biscuit assortment




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I know you aren't Katie.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postwell I would have £3
Only once asked publicly though - others were PMs.
I many ways I now hope Katie is a fem-bot : it has caused hours of amusement. But I still believe she is real.
She has more class

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DS23 10,000
BrilloPad 9,158
zeitghost 9,157
Diver 8,890
BrowneIssue 7,748
TheFaQQer 7,473
cailin maith 6,680
I never thought I would see 2nd on both tpd and cuk! Only 2 targets left now...
well 3 if you include getting tpd to crash and burn.Comment
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This is Mrs Diver! I am round at BP's place now. just you wait til I get home...Originally posted by Diver View PostDarling, if you are reading this in work. I found where you hid the chocolate biscuit assortment





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both on your backOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostDS23 10,000
BrilloPad 9,158
zeitghost 9,157
Diver 8,890
BrowneIssue 7,748
TheFaQQer 7,473
cailin maith 6,680
I never thought I would see 2nd on both tpd and cuk! Only 2 targets left now...
well 3 if you include getting tpd to crash and burn.
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