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When is the next baby bear due, Ted?Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Sockpuppet enters into contract negotiations with ClientCo. Aiming for a 10% increase. Starting off asking for 20% will settle for 10%.Comment
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Morning Cupcake!Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postmorning Katie my little cupcake.
How are you?
I am fine thank you! Looking at a house this evening... Exciting!Comment
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First rule of having kids. Have two in quick succession so you can convince people the first wasn't an accident.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostWhen is the next baby bear due, Ted?
HTHComment
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mid MayOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostWhen is the next baby bear due, Ted?Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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both of them planned mate - almost to the dayOriginally posted by Sockpuppet View PostFirst rule of having kids. Have two in quick succession so you can convince people the first wasn't an accident.
HTHSi posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Originally posted by Bear View Postboth of them planned mate - almost to the day
j/k I'm only messing.
My mate is born on the 5th March. His dad is born on 5th March as is his Granddad. So is his uncle and now his brothers first born was born on the 5th March.
Now that is planning for you.Comment
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I saw the film of that with Jodie Foster.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostConcert is with the girls tonight - we are going to see little man tate

It was rubbish.Comment
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You should add that as an event on the CUK calendar. There's lots of birthdays tomorrow.Originally posted by Bear View PostIt's funny how time creeps up on you when you're busy.
Just realised it's Baby Bear's 2nd birthday tomorrow!Comment
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"Almost to the day" - you mean that your sex is so rationed that you know when you might get some?Originally posted by Bear View Postboth of them planned mate - almost to the dayComment
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