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DS23 10,000
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Diver 7,562
BrilloPad 7,524
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I see Diver is still 3rd
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How old are you? Is the market good in your skills? I reckon put it on general as the replies here will get lost. Be prepared for "Wilmslow" comments.Originally posted by AndyGarbs View PostI know this is light relief but can i have a show of hands
The job i am doing currently as just been advertised (as shown to me by another member of staff) as a permie role
Should i go for it or not ??
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Is that a dream or a nightmare?Originally posted by Diver View PostI had a dream while I was asleep.
Katie was in it.
Only Katie was an unshaven tattooed no neck gap toothed, halitosis suffering, long term unemployed chav called Keith , with a penchant for Mini's (skirts & cars) and a desperate desire to please other men (shudder)
I had a dream about Katie - but I cant tell you any more...Comment
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My name is KeithOriginally posted by Katie View Post
That is okay Diver, how was your dream? I don't like the name Keith it is horrible! No offence to anyone called Keith of course!
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Damn - I am not supposed to use my real nameOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostMy name is Keith

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Whereas 2 years ago he could have bought a house in Chelsea.Originally posted by Diver View PostWith all the red and final demand bills, I doubt if even the sub lenders would give him a card
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