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I think that story will be long forgotten by the time I get there.Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem -
I call it an optimum logic sub stratum revelation device.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI never call a spade a spade.Comment
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I've got matches and petrol now, another fire coming upOriginally posted by Bear View PostI'm working on it
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And why aren't you in the bunker?Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostResults 1 - 10 of about 1,360 for rotovator "health and safety".
Results 1 - 10 of about 1,560 for rotovator injury.
This isn't looking good.
Results 1 - 10 of about 151 for rotovator chop feet off.
Results 1 - 10 of about 77 for rotovator chop feet off blood little pieces.
Results 1 - 10 of about 75 for rotovator chop feet off blood big pieces.
Results 1 - 10 of about 306 for rotovator arterial red.
Results 1 - 10 of about 61 for rotovator perfectly harmless and safe.
But this is even worse! ...
Results 1 - 10 of about 24,500 for spade death gore.Comment
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He had a goodOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostI did just ask the boss for more working - for next Monday.
then told me to clear off
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I think I might have to beast the permies...Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostHe had a good
then told me to clear off

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Originally posted by Diver View Postguess I'll just have to employ another illegal immigrant then
hard working cheap polish chap
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Results 1 - 10 of about 20,900 for shovel death gore.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI never call a spade a spade.
Results 1 - 10 of about 40,100 for shovel diver beware.
Results 1 - 10 of about 266,000 for diver anything beware.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Oops. Sorry.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAnd why aren't you in the bunker?
Bye!
Remember: I wasn't here, OK?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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