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    I have my confirmation that I'm going to the IAP Spring Seminar. I don't suppose anyone else here is going.
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      There is no such thing as "too many extension leads".

      When at the BBC, a colleague was told to order 70 'cos we were putting in a load of new servers.

      He ordered 700.

      The extras were put in the IT Dept's store room. They had disappeared within a week. It seemed they were actually all deployed on BBC premises rather than stolen for domestic use.
      WE only rewired 3 years ago - extra plugs in. run out already - 4 extension cables round house.

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        Originally posted by Diver View Post
        Big dark cloud starting to creep over the hills to the West of the valley
        Same in LOndon - sky looks really really dark and angry.

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          Originally posted by Diver View Post
          1. Unfortunately surface demand/support diving does not include tea.
          No tea? NO TEA???

          What an awful job!

          Originally posted by Diver View Post
          2. No, coz I would have to have a bung to plug up the hole or I would end up with a major cold water enema
          Do they at least do diver's suits with a transparent section round the bum so you can show off your hairiness?

          And can you stand there scratching your balls with your hand down the front of your diving trousers like builders do with the joggy bottoms?
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
            Sorry, I'm showing my age again, aren't I?

            I'll be wittering on about "customer service" next.
            a man has 3 ages depending on how he treats a pile of leaves.

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              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              a man has 3 ages depending on how he treats a pile of leaves.
              young will run through them. middle aged walk around them. old aged will write to council about them.

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                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                I have my confirmation that I'm going to the IAP Spring Seminar. I don't suppose anyone else here is going.
                Please place names below for IAP seminar Outing:

                Diver
                AtW
                CM
                BP
                NF
                Denny
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  Originally posted by Diver View Post
                  But when the cost of supply drops, they will all rush to lower our utility bills
                  Wow! Those pills you are on are great, aren't they?

                  Go on, tell us what you think El Gordo will do to tax on petrol now there are all these congestion zones. Or stamp duty what with house prices being what they are.

                  Quick, before the effect of the tablets wears off again.
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    WE only rewired 3 years ago - extra plugs in. run out already - 4 extension cables round house.
                    sign of the times - lots of electrical items everywhere. we have telly and broadband and phone in one place - that is 6 sockets for a start.

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                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      young will run through them. middle aged walk around them. old aged will write to council about them.
                      pile them against your house and set fire to them
                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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