Even the '00s are keenly sought.
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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points -
Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostWhat has this poor equine beast done to deserve bisection?
These narrow hipped flat arsed size 10's can go hang.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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And then:there is this to contend with:
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1. This forum requires that you wait 30 seconds between posts. Please try again in 8 seconds.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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For key times, such as the start of a New Year, there can be scores of people online, waiting to grab that elusive "First Post of the New Year".Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostEven the '00s are keenly sought.
I only come here for the gossipConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostI personally like a well rounded bottom on a woman.
These narrow hipped flat arsed size 10's can go hang.
Those geezers wot prefer flat-chested, skinny, bony women may as well go the full hog and just sleep with boys.
At least then you could have a decent conversation beforehand, and just turn over and go to sleep afterwards.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostFor key times, such as the start of a New Year, there can be scores of people online, waiting to grab that elusive "First Post of the New Year".Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostI personally couldn't give a hoot about '00s & palinilaps.
I only come here for the gossipDrivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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But most of all, to get on in TPD and get those bananananas, you need:
Dedication
Dedication's what you need.
If you wanna be an octo-kilo-poster, for example.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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I slept with a model once, she looked gorgeous, real eye candy.
When she took her clothes off and jumped into bed, she looked and felt like a toast rack. I didn't bother going back for more.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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