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Distract... distract... it will only quicken the answer while you think of either coping a feel or the thought of a soapy tit **** -
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I hope the gf does that! though I might well dribble down it - then say no!Originally posted by Bear View PostI was reading the paper today and there was an interesting article about tomorrow (you know what day it is tomorrow CM?)
It suggested that if any of you ladies are thinking of doing the deed (you listening CM)
There is a significant risk if you go down on one knee, that your cleavage could distract the man
Bring it on I say!!!
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why ??? whats so wrong with meOriginally posted by BrilloPad View Postnot that we will go together! I dont think I could risk the gf meeting 5*...
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or are you worried that she will fall for meOriginally posted by BrilloPad View Postnot that we will go together! I dont think I could risk the gf meeting 5*...
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yep. which is great for getting contracts when one knows such stuff.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostIt's amazing how many "programmers" don't know anything about such stuff these days...Comment
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I can't work out what **** means? can anyone help me please?Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostDistract... distract... it will only quicken the answer while you think of either coping a feel or the thought of a soapy tit ****Comment
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you might resemble your avatar.Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postwhy ??? whats so wrong with me
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but what are you going to do when you can't google itOriginally posted by BrilloPad View Postyep. which is great for getting contracts when one knows such stuff.
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