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Is celebrating St Valentine's Day an offence in TPDVille? Or are they preparing for another massacre?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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And it started with a palinilap.Originally posted by Bear View PostAnother busy day for me!#81218
Well done!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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ClientCo won't sign the agency timesheets (which I fill in) unless the times match the times on the SAP timesheet system (which I fill in). A quality audit check there!Originally posted by zeitghost View PostCan't you get agency timesheets signed then?
I couldn't enter my timesheets because an HR numpty has to set you up on that system.
Said HR numpty has now caught up. But now I have no codes to charge time to.
Beancounter: "That's because you need project codes to charge your time to."
Me: "They won't be allocated until the project has been approved and that can take 3 months."
Beancounter: "Not my problem."
If I haven't got timesheets signed on Monday I am likely to go ape-tulip.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Fascist!Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostNo - fix security first, so there's no riots that damage the infrastructure further.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Your technology partner is winning.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostI tried to make someone's job much easier yesterday by agreeing that we didn't need them to manually enter some data.
The technology partner wants a formal change control to document this change to OUR business process
Do you not have a competent individual facing opposite their account manager, backed up by a co-ordinated supplier management strategy?
If you're in a PPP or PFI set-up, that's what you need.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post82 posts - that's a day's work if you try hard enough, FFS.Absolutely. Some of us can achieve that on most days.Total Posts: 7,335 (64.27 posts per day)Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostSome bloody lurker got the pali.#81318
Well done!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by PRC1964 View PostBut it's really just me who eats them.#81418
Well done!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Getting to 82000 is feeling like an uphill slog.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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When your day consists of being on the bench, or filling in brain-damaged Business Case forms or Financial Project spreadsheets, reading about someone else who is Actually Making Things is very reassuring.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostGave up with the single opamp twin tee... it oscillated nicely & that was all.
The dual opamp twin tee with gain control works a treat.
I knew you all wanted to know that.
Keep up the progress reports.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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