its the landlord, wants his rent.
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
test please delete
Collapse
This is a sticky topic.
X
X
Collapse
-
SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.(whatever these are) -
this should get some steam up
Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second halfComment
-
What have we got here, a fcuking comedian? You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfcuk yourself or I will unscrew your head and tulip down your neck!Originally posted by MrsGoofthis should get some steam upComment
-
Originally posted by Gunnery Sergeant HartmanWhat have we got here, a fcuking comedian? You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfcuk yourself or I will unscrew your head and tulip down your neck!
go somke some dope
it may help your Bp.
SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.(whatever these are)Comment
-
Come on guys, we need some serious effort here if this thread is going to get any where.
Sergeant Major Shoutalot isnt helping either. Get out there and do some recruiting.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
-
-
51 and counting.SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.(whatever these are)Comment
-
Here's to alcohol : The cause of ... and answer to all of life's problems.I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.Comment
-
Can't think of anything remotely constructive to add - for a change - so I will just keep quiet.
I'm not even going to bleat on about how I think all Moderators are gay bummers - which incidentaly I still do - but just for once I'm not going to go on about it. Even though that remains my position on the sexual orientation of aforementioned bummers, sorry moderators.
HTHI don't know my arse from an hole in the groundComment
-
What do you think they would do if you gave them some fudge?Originally posted by ClownioCan't think of anything remotely constructive to add - for a change - so I will just keep quiet.
I'm not even going to bleat on about how I think all Moderators are gay bummers - which incidentaly I still do - but just for once I'm not going to go on about it. Even though that remains my position on the sexual orientation of aforementioned bummers, sorry moderators.
HTHI am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Contractors, Joint & Several Liability’s unintended consequences are already piling up Today 07:29
- Contractors, did you know self-employed DBS Checks have changed, for the better? Yesterday 07:56
- Offshoring harms already fraught IT contractors. Here’s what ministers can do Mar 16 07:57
- Dividends in 2026/27: an expert’s explainer for contractors Mar 13 07:20
- Dividends in 2026/27: an expert’s explainer for contractors Mar 13 07:04
- Contracting Awards 2026 opens for entries — with new AI category Mar 12 07:26
- Contracting Awards 2026 opens for entries — with new AI category Mar 12 07:26
- Contractors, beware these four traps in the UK’s Statutory Residence Test Mar 11 08:18
- Contractors, beware these four traps in the UK’s Statutory Residence Test Mar 11 00:23
- ‘Stable’ IT contractor demand moved near growth in February 2026 Mar 10 07:16

Comment