test please delete

[zeitghost]

A while back I broke down on the M1 in the contraflow, at around half three in the afternoon. The free recovery got me to a nearby truck stop, the RAC turned up in about half an hour, the repair got me about a mile down the road and then the engine died for good. Another RAC man got there in about twenty minutes, but there was nothing he could do, so I had to wait for a tow, which for some reason had to come from South London

Then there was an accident on the M25, followed by another one on the M1... time passed... and passed... and passed............

Sick car and I were finally dropped off at home at 10:30 that night

My champion wait was from about 11p.m. to 3a.m. arrival home... my Zodiac lost some of the teeth on that wonderfully well designed fibre gear on the camshaft.

It did it again about 18 months later. I was ever so pleased.

[BrowneIssue]

I don't think I can take any more of the lack of velocity in this connection. I'm going to give up.

Bye, bye, everybody! Bye, bye!

[Moscow Mule]

STOAT

[oracleslave]

STOAT

TOAST?

[zeitghost]

I think this hotel has a domestic broadband connection, and the bloke in number 5 is downloading porn movies all the time.

I've been down too 600 bps !

Dammit, only zeity can remember baud rates like that!

(well I can too but...)

I can remember 300 and 110 baud.

And RTTY used 50 & 75 baud.

[Bear]

I think Zeity is the bloke in number 5

[oracleslave]

I think Zeity is the bloke in number 5

nah he has a special computer at work for that stuff

[zeitghost]

I say she is 76. 100% lucid. she can make her own mind up.

Correct.

[zeitghost]

I just emptied the dishwasher

And I've just had an enormous & rather uncomfortable bowel moment.

It was also stunningly malodourous...

[oracleslave]

And I've just had an enormous & rather uncomfortable bowel moment.

It was also stunningly malodourous...

malodorous