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Indeed.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostYeah but you'd miss us if we weren't here, sweety zeity - wouldn't you??

Much less interesting without you...

I was looking at your breasts when I typed that...
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Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
My father in law's hearse got a flat tyre on the way to the crematorium. He would have been proud to be late to his own funeral.My dad tells a story about a funeral he went to where there was a rat being chased by little terrier in the grave...Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI love it when things like that happen - It blew a gale when we took my grans body from the house to the Church - even the priest said that my nan would have laughed her ass off at all of us clutching our hats and scarves...
That must have been a real corker....
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When I started posting here, it was all green fields.Originally posted by PRC1964 View PostWhen I started posting here it was quite often the case that TPD was not the top thread in Light Relief.
If I ever get very very bored I may work out how many "Bump" posts we have had.
Now look at it.
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That would make you the fertiliser that helped TPD grow.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostWhen I started posting here, it was all green fields.
Now look at it.
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see what they can type back to youOriginally posted by zeitghost View PostIndeed.
Much less interesting without you...

I was looking at your breasts when I typed that...
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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who was it for zeitghost?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostI'm at a funeral when you asked, singing "The LORD is my Shepherd"...
That's always a good 'un for turning on the tears.
I'm back now though.Comment
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