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    One of my smoke detectors just gave 3 beeps... am I on fire?

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      The other stiff on CSI NY died of an aortic aneurysm... induced by orgasm.

      Unusual in a young lady enjoying a dill pickle.

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        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
        I've forgotten what I was going to post...

        Oh Dear.

        Brain rot.
        you have a brain!

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          Experiment: a £40, 14 litre mini-fridge from Argos: what is its cooling power?
          Switched on at 18:25 in a room with a temperature of 18°C. 5 normal 75cl wine bottles put in there which were also at the same room temperature of 18°C. Total liquid: 3.75 litres. Also a kilo or so of glass bottles.
          At 18:25, 18°C
          At 19:25, 15°C
          At 20:25, 11°C
          At 21:25, 10°C
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            The 2nd time traveller has just crashed & burned...

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              Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
              you really should go on an anger management course.

              now take a deep breath and pretend you are a tree swaying in the breeze.

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                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                you have a brain!
                The remains of one...

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                  Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                  The 2nd time traveller has just crashed & burned...
                  what happened to the first one? lets pretend I care...

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                    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                    The Sweeney is on at 22:40 tonight... all being well... there's boxing prior to it, so I suppose it depends on that finishing on time.
                    do they do extra time if it is a draw?

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                      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                      Experiment: a £40, 14 litre mini-fridge from Argos: what is its cooling power?
                      Switched on at 18:25 in a room with a temperature of 18°C. 5 normal 75cl wine bottles put in there which were also at the same room temperature of 18°C. Total liquid: 3.75 litres. Also a kilo or so of glass bottles.
                      At 18:25, 18°C
                      At 19:25, 15°C
                      At 20:25, 11°C
                      At 21:25, 10°C
                      where is the graph?

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