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    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    The Top TPD Posters

    No. User . . . . . . . Posts . Credit

    .1) DS23 .............. 8485 = 11.516% = 1 in every 8 posts
    .2) zeitghost ......... 7138 = .9.688% = 1 in every 10 posts
    .3) TheFaQQer ......... 6424 = .8.719% = 1 in every 11 posts
    .4) BrowneIssue ....... 5781 = .7.846% = 1 in every 12 posts
    .5) Diver ............. 5714 = .7.755% = 1 in every 12 posts
    .6) cailin maith ...... 5458 = .7.408% = 1 in every 13 posts
    .7) BrilloPad ......... 4552 = .6.178% = 1 in every 16 posts
    .8) NickFitz .......... 3872 = .5.255% = 1 in every 19 posts
    .9) FiveTimes ......... 3121 = .4.236% = 1 in every 23 posts
    10) Bear .............. 2819 = .3.826% = 1 in every 26 posts
    11) Fortune Green ..... 2206 = .2.994% = 1 in every 33 posts
    12) DiscoStu .......... 1996 = .2.709% = 1 in every 36 posts
    13) Jog On ............ 1580 = .2.144% = 1 in every 46 posts
    14) PRC1964 ........... 1292 = .1.754% = 1 in every 57 posts
    15) n5gooner .......... 1290 = .1.751% = 1 in every 57 posts
    16) Troll ............. 1058 = .1.436% = 1 in every 69 posts
    17) DaveB ............. .930 = .1.262% = 1 in every 79 posts
    18) Xenophon .......... .792 = .1.075% = 1 in every 93 posts
    19) realityhack ....... .674 = .0.915% = 1 in every 109 posts
    20) The Lone Gunman ... .540 = .0.733% = 1 in every 136 posts
    21) oracleslave ....... .515 = .0.699% = 1 in every 143 posts
    22) Sockpuppet ........ .413 = .0.561% = 1 in every 178 posts
    23) BA to the Stars ... .383 = .0.520% = 1 in every 192 posts
    28) MrsGoof ........... .276 = .0.375% = 1 in every 266 posts
    29) Gonzo ............. .275 = .0.373% = 1 in every 267 posts
    35) El_Diablo ......... .184 = .0.250% = 1 in every 400 posts
    36) SallyAnne ......... .183 = .0.248% = 1 in every 402 posts
    38) Zorba ............. .157 = .0.213% = 1 in every 469 posts
    40) AtW ............... .145 = .0.197% = 1 in every 508 posts
    41) Ardesco ........... .140 = .0.190% = 1 in every 526 posts
    44) sasguru ........... .115 = .0.156% = 1 in every 640 posts

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      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      I cant wait that long!!!!!!

      FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS FFS

      now! now! now!
      Working in the finance sector, are we?

      Been there.

      Done that.

      Immune now.
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        hehehehehehe
        Yep. Definitely the finance sector. :

        It drives you mad, you know.
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
          The Top Drivellers

          TPDNo. User . . . . . . .TPDPosts CUKRank CUKPosts Drivel%

          . .4) .BrowneIssue....... .5781 . . .12 . . 6473 . 89.309%
          . .8) .NickFitz.......... .3872 . . .17 . . 4605 . 84.083%
          . .9) .FiveTimes......... .3121 . . .22 . . 3739 . 83.472%
          . 12) .DiscoStu.......... .1996 . . .38 . . 2444 . 81.669%
          . 10) .Bear.............. .2819 . . .26 . . 3457 . 81.545%
          . 11) .Fortune Green..... .2206 . . .32 . . 2737 . 80.599%
          . .1) .DS23.............. .8485 . . . 3 . .10565 . 80.312%
          . .6) .cailin maith...... .5458 . . . 8 . . 7061 . 77.298%
          . .5) .Diver............. .5714 . . . 6 . . 8081 . 70.709%
          . 13) .Jog On............ .1580 . . .41 . . 2277 . 69.390%
          . .7) .BrilloPad......... .4552 . . . 7 . . 7355 . 61.890%
          . .3) .TheFaQQer......... .6424 . . . 2 . .11270 . 57.001%
          . 23) .BA to the Stars... . 383 . . 117 . . .726 . 52.755%
          . 26) .Clownio........... . 298 . . 136 . . .565 . 52.743%
          . 14) .PRC1964........... .1292 . . .36 . . 2557 . 50.528%
          . 35) .El_Diablo......... . 184 . . 176 . . .370 . 49.730%
          . 41) .RandyW............ . 140 . . 179 . . .345 . 40.580%
          . .2) .zeitghost......... .7138 . . . 1 . .19122 . 37.329%
          . 39) .cykophysh39....... . 145 . . 170 . . .397 . 36.524%
          . 15) .n5gooner.......... .1290 . . .23 . . 3679 . 35.064%
          . 37) .fzbucks........... . 160 . . 147 . . .513 . 31.189%
          . 21) .oracleslave....... . 515 . . .51 . . 1829 . 28.157%
          . 18) .Xenophon.......... . 792 . . .27 . . 3342 . 23.698%
          . 29) .Gonzo............. . 275 . . .82 . . 1276 . 21.552%
          . 17) .DaveB............. . 930 . . .19 . . 4355 . 21.355%
          . 24) .Moscow Mule....... . 357 . . .53 . . 1783 . 20.022%
          . 32) .EqualOpportunities . 225 . . .85 . . 1207 . 18.641%
          . 19) .realityhack....... . 674 . . .24 . . 3622 . 18.609%
          . 16) .Troll............. .1058 . . .13 . . 5747 . 18.410%
          . 27) .Moose423956....... . 287 . . .64 . . 1559 . 18.409%
          . 31) .alreadypacked..... . 231 . . .74 . . 1380 . 16.739%
          . 38) .Sockpuppet........ . 413 . . .25 . . 3505 . 11.783%
          . 40) .AtW............... . 145 . . . 4 . . 8857 . .1.637%

          :yay

          though my drivel ratio far too high. I must post more elsewhere...

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            Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
            Yep. Definitely the finance sector. :

            It drives you mad, you know.
            madder

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              wibble wibble I'm a little teapot short and stout.

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                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                could you make tea for my traders too? They all like theirs' with arsenic in....
                Did nobody tell you?

                Guess how I fill the big kettle.

                A clue: it's more willynic than arsenic.

                The big kettle is only for use by permies, users and management.
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  I spend the evening supping beer and topping up the big kettle.

                  NickFitz spends the first half of the night in the pub, comes back here and tops up the big kettle.

                  Diver spends the rest of the night drinking tea and topping up the big kettle.

                  Then CM spends all day telling us about needing "to go" - she's topping up the big kettle during the day.

                  So by all means, make tea for your brokers - just use the big kettle.

                  And ignore the smell of ammonia.
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Isn't office work just luvverly?

                    All those colleagues you can trust.
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      Trust to stab you in the back, pee in your tea, blame you when you're not there, spit in your bacon butty and talk about you behind your back.

                      I cannot imagine why anyone would ever want to go back to being a permie after contracting.
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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